miker

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:12:14 GMT

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:21:31 GMT

Wii!!

Anyone Want a Job?

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:16:35 GMT

My company, WebEx, is looking to hire about a billion people and our recruiters suck. We're looking for Software Engineers of all levels and UI Designers. Our software is mostly C# on .Net and MS SQL Server. We're based in Burlington, MA and have consistently been rated one of the best places to work in Mass. Plus we have free snacks. Really, it's insane. You'll gain like 15 lbs in your first six months here. Email me your resume people. I'm really sick of hearing about open positions every week in our dev meeting.

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:29:40 GMT

Coco Crisp!

Okay Dumbasses

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:12:05 GMT

I did not boycott the AYO induction or the show because certain people were involved or not involved or whatever. Diane and I didn't think of getting tickets until after they were sold out, so we didn't go. It was her birthday so I took her out for dinner. That's it.

The insular little world of WPI theatre is not the center of the goddamn fucking universe. I do not plan my life around spiting people, or not spiting people, in it. I do not spend my days coming up with cunning Machiavellian plans to annoy or enrich you. I am not a James Bond villain. To be completely honest, I don’t even think about AYO or WPI theatre most days. I have other things to do.

This isn’t to say what you’re doing isn’t important and whatnot, it’s just not on my radar at the moment. If it’s important to you: good. But please don’t read my lack of time and/or interest as anything other than that.

If I don’t like you, if I have a vendetta against you, rest assured I’ll make it known to you personally. You won’t have to hear second hand, I will make it known through all the world and by all standard means of communicating drama, including but not limited to LJ and assorted blogs, AIM, mailing lists and skywriting.

If you have any questions about my positions on things, please post them to this entry. Remember however, I will answer them all completely and honestly, so be careful if you can’t handle the truth.

I heart Spring

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:00:17 GMT

Pitchers and Catchers report...

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:56:43 GMT

Dear Boss:

You asked me to do that. I said it was stupid and wouldn't work. You said do it anyways. It was stupid and didn't work as I predicted.

How does this give you the right to yell at me for doing it? And better yet, why won't you admit you were wrong? Don't yell at me saying I did this without your permission. I didn't want to do it. Why would I have unless you ordered me to?

Drama!

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:52:08 GMT

Nothing like a little LJ/IM drama to make the day fun. So Tara, if your post is actually about me, and I’ll assume it is given the IMs you exchanged with Diane this morning, I have one thing to say: Fuck You. First of all, this little game you play, talking about someone with mentioned their name- could we be more immature about this? If you want to say something bad about someone, get the courage to at least say it to their face and mention their name.

Now, about being friends. Let me clearly and concisely as possible enumerate the reasons I don’t like you.

1 – In theatre, you don’t work hard. In fact, you usually spend your time complaining about having to be there. Well, you don’t have to be. And if you are going to be (and please only do this if you actually have a passion for it, and not just cause the cool kids are doing it) don’t complain, and work hard. And if you care to know, working hard means not sitting in the back of the hall during builds, or in the Green Room or Masque office during strike. It means doing work.

2 – Don’t whine. Don’t complain. Do I look like your mother? I didn’t think so. So don’t fucking whine to me about every little thing that annoying you. Amazingly, I really don’t care. If you want to whine, call your Mom, or Jeremy. They probably don’t want to hear it either, but at least it’s in their job description And yes, service at the B sucks. So what/ It always has and always will.

3 – You are not the center of the fucking universe. So stop acting like you are. If we want to go to the B on Monday’s we will. You cannot just decree that it will be moved to Sunday. And countless other examples too.

Tara, you’re generally a good person. You’re even fun to hang out with sometimes. But most of the time, you’re doing these three things and that makes it impossible for me to tolerate you. Don’t think you’re special, a lot of other people do these too and they all annoy the fuck out of me also.

Oh, and the martyr act isn’t flying. It’s long past time to grow the fuck up.

That my friends, is truth in LJ.

And if your post wasn’t about me, maybe next time you should mention who your talking about.

St. Louis

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:50:21 GMT

From Bill Simmons on ESPN.com's Page 2, the best sports writer on the Internet:

Weird fact in case you missed it: The Celtics won their first championship against St. Louis (1957); the Bruins broke a 41-year Stanley Cup drought against St. Louis (1970); and the Patriots won their first Super Bowl against St. Louis (2002). Hey, I'm just the messenger.

The Apocalypse

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:58:40 GMT

During Game Four of the World Series, there will be a total lunar eclipse, visible from North America, including St. Louis. No word on whether the four horseman ride Clydesdales, but I’m betting there is a good chance they do.

Like the sheep I am...

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 14:48:53 GMT

The Draft

Tue, 25 May 2004 14:45:28 GMT

So, according to this, it looks like we may have a draft next spring. Everyone age 18-26 (men and women) will be eligible, college won't get you out, and border patrol will keep you from going to Canada.

I hate this fucking administration.

Yay Fire!

Tue, 04 May 2004 18:54:05 GMT

You are Pyrokinetic!

What's Your Magic Power?
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Whooooooooooooooooooosh!

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:16:41 GMT

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Woo! I'm an Iron Chef, and the kickingest Iron Chef at that! (well, in the past. Wolfgang kicks some major ass now)

Whooooooooooooooooosh!

Crazy Weekend

Fri, 23 Apr 2004 16:51:04 GMT

This weekend is offcially crazy. So much important stuff happening. First, we've go the three game series with the Damn Yankees in the house that Goddamn Ruth built, Friday night, Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Then we have the NFL Draft on Saturday afternoon till forever (like 7pm on Sunday, but close enough). And finally there is Iron Chef Masters Friday, Saturday and Sunday night. Plus Diane want to buy a car!

I don't think I can handle this. It's worse then when the Patriots and Red Sox were on opposite each other, and I just barely scraped through that. I think my head may explode.

I think the quiz if borken.

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 19:52:44 GMT

How evil are you?

Yay!

Wed, 24 Mar 2004 15:48:17 GMT

Yeah, so I said I'd never acutally use this damn thing, but this is just too cool. Everyone else is fluffy happy bunnies or unicorns or things that are not evil. Me: I'm a demon. Yay!

You are Form 8, Demon: The Destroyer.

"And The Demon took advantage of the chaos
and seized civillization. With grace and
style, Demon slit The Goddess's belly and
drowned the world in her blood. The Goddess,
The Demon, and the world were no
more."

Some examples of the Demon Form are Seth (Egyptian)
and The Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Christian).
The Demon is associated with the concept of
destruction, the number 8, and the element of
earth.
His sign is the full moon.

As a member of Form 8, you are a very strong willed
individual. You don't let others' opinions
sway your own and you're usually not afraid to
speak your mind. However, some may see you as
a bit overly passionate but it's just because
you never back down from your values. No
matter what, you always do everything with
style. Demons are the best friends to have
because they will back you up.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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